egghead
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
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Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML
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perdix 31
By American standards, that is friendly and peaceful. Here, you'd get pelted with bullets.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Scrambled or fried?
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paschale 7
When someone throws eggs make omelette!
MatsumotoMania 13
What? Don't make an omelette! Return in kind with combustible eggs! Get mad!
knelson19 0
All the Americans hating on America just look SO cool. Really smart.
Mannie_G 0
Well at least your not in mexico! :D
Miss_Attitude96 24
Welcome to the country!
hoonyer 17
"And as you can see we have an active welcoming committee"
jefffluffingham 5
my grandmother and grandfather are from the outer hebrides, where you get tarred, feathered and driven through the town in an open top car for your bachelor party. in the middle of the day. and the whole town gets invited. man up ya chicken. (sorry!)
quontag 15
Stupid britt