egghead
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML
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perdix 31
By American standards, that is friendly and peaceful. Here, you'd get pelted with bullets.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Scrambled or fried?
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Iknoweverything 29
I have a friend in Strood who constantly complains about how people are assholes... Evidently that's just entertainment when people are bored. He once was upset that someone threw a pineapple at him. It wasn't the throwing that upset him, it was the fact that it was a pineapple instead of eggs. WTF?
RedPillSucks 33
Next time, we'll throw eggs while they're still inside the chicken. Or better yet, throw rooster testicles.
paramor3 23
Oh well, shit happens. When life gives you eggs, scramble them :P small town, you probably know who did that...sounds to me like it's time to bologna some car.
DocBastard 40
I can only assume your cousin's first action was to call a lawyer and sue the bastards?
6969awesome 0
It's the only logical thing to do
FUUUandyourmom 16
Well, being American..
77777771 12
That was uncalled for and rather stereotypical wouldn't you say?
ScarletBloom 14
Your cousin reply might be "so much for being peaceful".
okieraider71 4
Come to Montana. We throw hand grenades.
Mac_Anderson 15
Hah yeah we do, or pipe bombs!
loserman67 36
And they call us "Ugly Americans" You Brits are such a crazy lot, what with your Queen and her family tree that has no forks and your fist fights in Parliment and calling cigarettes "Fags" (I guess it;s because you suck on them to get something out??) and your "Bangers & Mash" (rock group or orgy?? I dunno!) Maybe they were just jealous at seeing someone with a full set of teeth and a clear complexion?
skidr0jr 6
i likes me some eggs, but only when i cook em. that sucks.
Snookie85 19
I hear ya, and cooked completely
BritLass 15
That's England for you!! :/
RedPillSucks 33
That's when your cousin from the Bronx whips out the TEC-9 shaped potato gun and fires back a volley.
loserman67 36
And they call us "Ugly Americans" -- AAHhhhhhh, you Brits are such a kooky lot, what with your Queen with the family tree that does not fork and the fist fights in Parliment and your "Bangers & Mash" (rock group or an ugly orgy?? I dunno??) and calling cigarettes "Fags" (is it because you have to suck them for anything to happen?? I dunno??). Maybe they were startled at seeing someone with a full set of teeth and a clear complexion.