egghead
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML
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perdix 31
By American standards, that is friendly and peaceful. Here, you'd get pelted with bullets.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Scrambled or fried?
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TheJessica10022 6
Hahaha, what an awesome welcome!! :)
ikickgingers 15
14 - or The ever popular red koolaid in the water gun.
Keyman1212 14
Or drinking your small town blues away.
peteyfas 8
Let's go Buffalo!?
humorizer 14
I wonder what egged them to do that?
False_Stupidity 42
14 I'd prefer sex over petty vandalism personally, but maybe I'm just weird like that.
RedSharpieInk 5
How friendly and welcoming :) they gave you free eggs !! Normally I'd have to pay for them..
Jaxx66 21
Haha. Well I think it's a great welcome! OP's cousin will know there is some fun going around!
KaanTech 0
This is perfectly normal, British people were never peaceful and no1 can say otherwise.
airforce987 20
Damn Brits! You wonder why we wanted our own country!
No_LoveMM 3
We wanted our own country so we could throw eggs but claim it to be a sacred religious action so we can do it legally.
Lanceeden 12
Then you would sue the people you hit for negligence of paying attention for flying eggs.
No_LoveMM 3
And sue them for them breaking the eggs with their skin.
RedPillSucks 33
Is that the best you Brits can do? Once I was walking with my friend past a bank in NYC. There was quite a scene with people running about and cops all over. We thought they were filming a movie cause there were crowds of people just watching. Turns out the bank was actually being robbed. Only in America is mayhem a spectator sport.
kut19 6
Take a joke! You Brits have no sense of humor. We wanted our own country to escape the power hungry king, not because of flying eggs. Why be so defensive?
flamegrilled123 3
-48 most of the people on sickipedia are brits
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Lol. You deserve it for not being American, dammit!
Iknoweverything 29
Comments like yours are one of the reasons people in other countries look at Americans as arrogant. Please STFU.
Lanceeden 12
Sorry, but there's no getting around the fact Americans ARE arrogant.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm an american and I take offence of that.
No_LoveMM 3
offense*
Lanceeden 12
That's nice.
brianjman14 23
Not all of us.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Scrambled or fried?
helloimmia 4
fertilized (;
False_Stupidity 42
Hard boiled :)
JuanStar 0
No sunny side ups in this case :P
angrymexican 8
Did they yell for the queen?
cmbfml 0
Drive thru breakfast English style?
Kyzahhh 7
Drive by breakfast?
mabusoden 0
Just need and english muffin, then your breakfast is complete
googlefrewdnoob 0
Strange, I've never Eaten an english muffin, although I suppose any muffin made over here is an english muffin.... But what Amerika doesnt Know is that BBC contains mind Control Signals AMD our muffins, poison. .... Damnit i shouldnt have Said that.
hotPinklipstick 24
That is eggsactly what she was afraid of happening, I hope you eggsplain to her that that is not normal and she has nothing to get eggcited about. gay, I know...
Enslaved 38
Why is it "gay"?
HeavyScout 0
The puns...
Lanceeden 12
What an eggstravagent assortment of puns.
leadman1989 16
Because they were FABULOUS!
Snookie85 19
That's so funny!
Snookie85 19
Lol!!
Nosrebor 8
54- please don't post two comments in a row. please, I'm b*egg*ing you.
mffp 9
You really cracked these egg puns(yokes?).
perdix 31
By American standards, that is friendly and peaceful. Here, you'd get pelted with bullets.
IbanezSprinter 0
That would be unfortunate.
paramor3 23
You took the words right out of my mouth. Lol
No_LoveMM 3
In England all they have are drive-arguments. And apparently drive-by omelets.
Roevera 14
Haha the reality of that made me lol.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
America! **** yeah...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Stop commenting about your "pro-america" pride. It's very unpopular, and make's you look like a closet-minded moron, And make's us americans look like total backward's slacked-jawed natiolalist yokels. SMDFH.
paramor3 23
That movie is freaking hilarious....*here to save the mother effin day yeah...america f* yeah!* LOL
jmad109 3
Yes how dare he take pride in his country
Kyzahhh 7
It's always cold/raining and people pelt eggs at you how inviting
Lanceeden 12
At least we're not upside down.
elmski87 0
......it's not cold or raining now? I just checked.
FliPsliCE 3
Well at least you now have something to put on your original nooks and crannies.