evilsandwich
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
London, Canada
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Today, after house-sitting for a week, I came home to find the house in which I rent a basement suite has all but burned to the ground. My landlord didn't even bother to tell me about the fire. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Well that went up in flames. What an ash-hole.
brittyboo123 35
That sucks OP. Sorry to hear. Hope you find a new place soon.
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brittyboo123 35
That sucks OP. Sorry to hear. Hope you find a new place soon.
fml121785 14
Or maybe you should of gotten a house sitter for your home while you were busy off house sitting!
mollym241 9
But then whoever he got would have needed a house sitter so they could house sit while he house sits.
fml121785 14
Well, I suppose someone could get a homeless guy to house sit for them that way no one's house would be left empty and at risk of burning down, hell a homeless person would probably house sit for free! :) Win-win situation!
Kathryndawn 3
What an awful landlord! I hope things work out for you.
badbadkitty 5
Most importantly: I hope you had bothered with renters insurance. D:
kinky44 28
I bet that burns you up inside!
sarah6786 14
Not really something you should make jokes about. Not every FML/FML comment is meant to be funny.
kinky44 28
Boohoo. Then don't post it on FML, maybe try actually getting help.
JenkJenks 6
The way this thing works is people post about something that happened that makes them think "FML", and then people make funny comments on said post. Jump right in and get started #30!
Pleonasm 36
Well that went up in flames. What an ash-hole.
Redoxx_fml 22
You're on fire with these puns
Eluveitie 9
I wish the same could be said for you.
berichsoon 11
Well, it looks like you may have to go house-sitting for a longer period this time
picante72 24
Is his name Seymour Burns?
Eluveitie 9
I doubt it.
picante72 24
Nobody watches the Simpsons?
klutz44 28
It's Seymour Butz but I see where you were going with it.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Ouch... Your landlord is an inconsiderate asshat... I'm sorry, OP...
HowieDoIt 21
It's a good thing it all but burned to the ground. Whew, that was a close one.
lilhellian 27
But aliens took it! How is she supposed to get her stuff from a planet thats lightyears away!
JaneChemi_fml 21
what?
laurenasabutton 26
On the plus side, you were much safer while house sitting than if you'd been at home.
SeepingSarcasm 7
The roof, the roof, the roofandeverything underit is on fire!
Yousuck24 21
We don't need no water let the ************ burn.
zandalee 20
Burn mother-****** burn.