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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Portland, United States

We should do this again some time

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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SailorLove 4

that sucks, but I couldn't help but giggle.

He was polite enough to wait for you to get back. Good man!

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which you should also be really happy he left and didn't harm you