karmamaybe
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Vermillion, United States
We're sorry
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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XPetrova 10
People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...
MsSoulReaper 27
But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.
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Comments (105)
TheWorkingMan 7
LOL FML just gave you and FML
mmcrae97 9
That's when you grab her by the throat...
pradip 26
OP, you should be sitting in a ophthalmologist office, fix your eyes. That's a weird angle for looking at your mobile.
HOB0HUNTER 2
#101-How is looking straight at your phone a "weird angle"?!
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
This makes me mad. I am a girl, but I hate those girls who just assume all guys are looking at their boobs. Seriously, you aren't that hot.
SoylentCandycorn 10
That girl has one hell of an ego. How much do you want to bet that she would have been really disappointed if she knew the truth? It's a bit like certain guys assuming all gay guys want them and act all disgusted and outraged... but when they find out the truth they're like: "Wait... what...? You don't fancy me? What's wrong with me?"
maccapacca 10
Hey, look on the bright side. At least you got to second base.
gman90210 18
Smack her back for staring at you in the first place
CanCann 16
Slap her back
nunu76 4
now that is a hilarious FML
iiPluuu 7
Maybe you'll end up marrying her one day? Like in those movies.
BusinessTurtle 8
Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be one of those horror movies.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Or Love Hina, where the "heroine" violently assaults her boyfriend every time he annoys her in some way.