Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my headphones on the bus and didn't realize until I got home. I used the tracking app and saw they were moving around the city. I followed the location for half an hour before realizing the signal was coming from my own neighborhood because the headphones had been sitting in my backpack the entire time. FML
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my Bluetooth wireless headphones, when I put them around my neck to do something. Later, I put them back on to continue listening to my music. Even later on, I was looking for them and couldn't find them. I thought I had lost them, but then realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
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Top comments
cazbar 2
Lol I've done that too but I was talking on my phone
SkoomaKi 28
It's the same with hats or sunglasses. You forget they're there and then look like a tit trying to find them. You'd think 4 billion of evolution would have more to show.
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Comments (68)
suboy 10
Its ok you were just lost in the music. Lol. It happens.
DocBastard 40
I'd lose my head if it weren't firmly attached to my neck. Damned shame about this detachable penis, though...
brackaman 18
Your comment reminded me of the song detachable penis from king missile
ksgarcia23 7
I do that too, but it's usually in my pocket while I'm looking for it.
PhishloverA 14
We've all done it. I was about to freak out in anger once when I left my house because I didn't have my phone, and then I realized I was listening to it on the MP3 in my car
KirstenZ 6
Well, it happens.
poindexter25 5
Yeah don't sweat, I once freaked out because I couldn't find my phone for like 10 minutes only to realize it was in my hand
hama806 19
OP "That damn phone, where did it go? Oh..." Happens to nearly every one OP. Don't worry, you're not senile...yet.
doglover100 29
It happens to all of us one time or another.
planetsmurf 6
I used dial a driver one time because I was severly drunk and when I got home I realized I didn't have my keys so I had the guy drive all the way back to my friends place only to realize my keys were in my car ignition, not my finest moment. That and he almost crashed my car
SakuraFubuki92 12
We've all done this at some point.