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Unloveable

Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them wants me. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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alwaysalady 0

How can you not want your child anymore? this blows my mind. I love my children more then anything. Poor you. You can come live with me.

ouch that must've hurt i remember when i was in 5th grade, i overheard my mom saying that she was sick of me and never wanted to see me again... i can kind of relate : /

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chibivampire09 0

Aw that sucks... Get away from those ungrateful parents of yours. Maybe they will appreciate you more once you're gone.

People really suck sometimes. I'm sorry to hear that. Just make the best of it. You should like you're within a few years of being an adult anyway. Just try to make the best of it and move on. Best wishes.

maybe you should have behaved better :)

lmao that is soooo funny

@mr. donkey-dung and other heartless posters in this thread: NO child is ever the cause of his or her parents' rejection, although you assholes come close. Rearing children should be a privilge that is earned; not a right that's only requirement is a fertile couple.

now THAT is funny.. I'm so sorry

That's the saddest FML I've ever heard. Don't take it personally. Listen to Mariah Carey's Hero and deal with it the best you can.

stephanieeDawnx 0

Runaway love-Mary J Blige and..... Some other guy, I forgot his name. :/

If I were you I'd try to go with the parent that takes your brother who can swallow the sea and the one who can stretch his legs. They are the fun ones. The one with the iron neck, and the one who can survive fire and the one that can hold his breath forever are just too boring to withstand. Happy fishing!

midnightrain 0

Five Chinese Brothers reference FTW.

Who would say YDI in this? Oh yeah, a bunch of selfish, heartless rednecks. People who say YDI to this girl deserve to get their tires slashed and their car windows destroyed with a hammer. And a brick in the face too. Anyone who says YDI, go **** yourselves.

baby_gurl2405 0

kk seriously #15 I dont fully unserstand ur train of thought on posting tht but sounds like a fing rude comment to me

It's a David Bowie song.