Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for not showing up to her mother's birthday party. I didn't go because I had to finish a project for work over the weekend. This is the same person who refused to go to my father's funeral because she, "didn't feel like getting dressed up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I canceled our wedding that was scheduled for tomorrow because my fiancee's father passed away unexpectedly this morning. She got furious when I told her, because she still wanted to go through with it, and said that her dad would have wanted us to. Now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, I voiced my unhappiness to my girlfriend, as I wanted to go to a class before we met her friends this weekend, and she said she hated back-to-back events. It was unfair as she often planned her work before our dates, and ended up being late. She became paggro, all because I want to learn a new skill. FML
Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, I was yelled at by my mom for not communicating to the rest of my family about the zoom call SHE planned and asked for. The call was to celebrate my birthday. Apparently, it was my responsibility to coordinate it. FML
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Tartara 15
Now I would have dumped her after the funeral incident. But you didn't, so I doubt you will now. You probably have some excuse to make up for it, like she's the perfect girlfriend in every other way, or you love her. But from the limited 200 character fml you wrote, she sounds like a selfish, unsympathetic, one ticket trip into crazy town that I for one don't have time for. You probably won't, but my two cents is to run. And YDI for not leaving her sooner when she already showed you her colors.
cp399 14
Dump her
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Comments (43)
acmariner99 25
Why haven't you dumped her yet dumb@$$
Briezy Andry 10
I say you need to find someone better. Thats cruel to place blame when you had a valid reason but she had none at all when it came to you.
dragonladiesfire 19
I say kick her to the curb. It sounds like she doesn't respect you or your family. A good girlfriend would go with you whether she wants to or not. She would probably expect you to join her if it was her family's funeral, right?
James WH 2
unless she has a no gag reflex...dump this bitch!!
grey_eyed_freak 3
I would break up with her. If she can act like a bitch and get away with it she can't tell at you for something so stupid
LudA9844 11
Leave her
nemcali 34
You deserve it for not dumping her long time ago
XxAphroditexX 11
You deserve a lot better than that. I hope she's a lot better than what it sounds like but my first instinct would be to leave. No one deserves to be treated like that, especially after your dad passing, that's a really hard thing to go through and for her not to support you in that time of need, doesn't sound like a good person to me. Wish you the best man.
Ajazz3610 4
Are you dating a turd bc your gf sounds like a piece of shit. ?
Isa_fml 20
She sounds like a self-centred jerk. Get rid of her.