Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Mclean, United States
Twatted
Today, a girl I follow on Twitter tweeted, "Why can't I have a cute math tutor?" I'm her math tutor. FML
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Schizomaniac 24
Now you answer all her questions with "I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T YOU ASK A CUTER TUTOR." Immaturity, my friend.
Trix_Disorder 20
She didn't even have the decency to make an "acute" pun, eh? Shame.
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ohrlly7457 7
Today in ugly. FML
jburd 2
Reply her tweet! Say: "You need to correct that last tweet to I wish I had a math tutor." That's just rude, you're helping her out- so what if she's pretty / you need the money. No one deserves that. Unacceptable.
Bebbo_fml 21
50, that's a cop out excuse for your own intentions when ever interacting with the female sex. Don't generalize your intentions to other males.
beegee11 4
I'd retweet 'how unfortunate, also did I mention rates just increased $5/ hour? Happy studying!'
Hawaii84 16
Why are you following her tweets? Don't waste your time with that dribble and what she thinks of you. She is just a student, right?
dan_in_wi 12
and that's what u get for stalking....
GiveMeLove_fml 6
Why are you following your students on twitter..
giriunas 2
Oh wow, thats mean. Why is tht relevant on her twitter. The last thing i would be thinking about is tweetin about my math tutor. But can you tutor me? Im seriously struggling and my statistics final is today -___-
OhhhMaryy 12
better fail her ass!!
classicnathan 8
That sucks!!