Cats, Kittens Animals Trance - FML

Trance

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Friday 24 September 2010 23:49

Pussywhipped.

I_iz_special 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:42

This is why I love and dispise my kittens. Kittens the epitome of evil, yet the are also the epitome of cute. Op go hug your kittens and give them a treat, since they are evil masterminds.

dhiran_singh 16

Friday 2 December 2011 16:44

Could you feel your hamd and foot was burnin'?

ravengirl1234 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:09

"Transfixed by the cuteness" I love that

TrolloCats 10

Saturday 8 August 2015 7:40

This is is not true because of the simple factor that pain will over rule all sense of felling, can't beat science

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Sunday 23 December 2018 22:46

Have you noticed now?

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Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML

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Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Today, I discovered that I once again forgot my credit card in the vending machine at work. This is the second time in a week that this happened, and now 6 coworkers have bought drinks with my card since I lost it. I have no way of making it back to work for a week. FML

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Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

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