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Too many JCS videos

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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mmhmm. where are you hiding her

cheeser9 0

sounds like a fun night

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KendalKeller 3

thats why you buy suspicious items at different stores and not all at once.

AcidRaen 4

you should kidnap the girls that are giving my boyfriend problems. you should make them disappear. yeah that would make me happy

AcidRaen 4

blah. blah. blah. thumb me down. blah. I don't care.

scotty35503 5

where do you live? Big Brother's backyard?

mintcar 10

Was it Detective Benson and Stabler who broke into your home?

"duct tapes"?

I seriously want to just save this and look at it later. just amazing. still... where is she...

lol amen thunder bender! hahahahahaha

allthatremains25 0

that can either be a psycho hostage attack or a long, kinky night with your girl(; let's hope it's the second one!

xxshadiasaurxx 0

I would kinda suspect that to

pinkerbell 8

YDI if you bought all that, and just that, at once. I mean, seriously, you're just ASKING for touble with a cart full of that stuff. xD