Tonight, on First Dates…

Anonymous - - Israel

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Well, how weird would it have been had she not introduced you two?!

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Sounds like a keeper.

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DocBastard 38

That's what you get for trolling for chicks at elementary schools. Don't forget to bring her some chocolate milk and a blanket for her nap in the middle of your date at Chuck E Cheese.

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TheRealLori 0

So you shook hands, right? Good manners are never a waste, ESPECIALLY on Mr. Whiskers!

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footballfreak65 6

tell her to grow up and get the hell out of there

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danz123 7

Awww, now isn't that so cu- GET RID OF HER.

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spanishfool 0

was it her dead rabbit and she had it stuffed. cuz that would of been awesome

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ADub55 0

Sounds like a "harey" situation.

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marinus_fml 19

Dude, It was a rabbit. Yes they do differ from hares.

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skyeyez9 24

A teddy bear type stuffed rabbit, or a REAL stuffed rabbit from a taxidermist?

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