Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Israel
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Well, how weird would it have been had she not introduced you two?!
A7X_LoVeee 10
Sounds like a keeper.
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Introduce her to your sock puppet which you have been masturbating with through your single years. I'm sure they'll get along fine.
Wtf91101 3
Always date crazy girls! Just tell her the rabbit told you to hump her bunny style! For every insane cloud there is a crazy opportunity!
Pigpen181 3
It's only a problem, if you didn't bring yours.
shift_love 13
well was it a toy or like a taxidermy rabbit. cause thatd be completely different. maybe she has separation anxiety like dogs have when they're owners leave lol.
marinus_fml 20
hmm you raised a point. All along I was thinking of taxidermy stuffed. I can see the FML if it was taxidermy stuffed, but a stuffed rabbit toy, that's not so bad.
edteach 0
bahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah.......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .... I don't know how else to feel about that.....
j0k3r2213 0
Well OP... I think you need a better eye for getting dates lol
muchagente 5
maybe the rabbit was just a hint at what's to come.
mollieOdare 0
That's hot :)
aardvarkish 17
I wasn't going to go there.
laxer58 0
message me beautiful!!
hahaha99 4
looks like u got 2 for 1 haha
mintcar 10
Wow, she seems pretty odd OP. Haha.