Today, whilst at work as a furniture salesperson, a couple was looking at a couch. As part of our sales technique, we invite people to take a seat. The man was wearing shorts, and his testicles dropped out to the side. I had to discuss fabric options, etc, whilst avoiding looking at his balls. FML
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orangediva 10
OP here second attempt. Stubbies are Australian shorts which are very short. Commonly worn with thongs and a singlet, classy! Anyway, you know when you are on a diet and you are not allowed to eat chocolate. It's the same trying to not look at a pair of danglies. And I knew you all would put up some great comments. Thank you :)
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Wizardo 34
Sounds like your willpower took a real testes.
Bogrbon 27
I saw a guy with the same issue after a tornado went through his house, posed for a full page spread in the Denver Post in front of the rubble.
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jbuckets_404 39
OP: Politely ask the wife to tell her husband to "tuck it in." That way she too knows that he's a pervert and she will keep him in line in the future.
orangediva 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful. (You must have an FML account to comment.)
orangediva 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
orangediva 10
OP here second attempt. Stubbies are Australian shorts which are very short. Commonly worn with thongs and a singlet, classy! Anyway, you know when you are on a diet and you are not allowed to eat chocolate. It's the same trying to not look at a pair of danglies. And I knew you all would put up some great comments. Thank you :)