Today, while we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, "Who's your daddy?" I actually started thinking about my father. Total buzzkill. FML
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OP here! Hey guys, so just to clarify, I don't have any daddy issues and I know who my father is lol. It just caught me off guard that my boyfriend asked me that so I thought about it literally first instead of how my boyfriend meant to say it for fun. But either way was a buzzkill.
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RenoTheRhino 30
That question is pretty weird when it's being used in such way.
silvercamaro 22
I never understood why people thought it was "hot" to say that
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Harrison38 5
guys actually say that... ive never sad thatbin my life
albinochipmunks 7
Just because one guy says that it doesn't mean we all do.
alphabetta 23
Why is that phrase even considered sexy?
thatnucca 36
At least you got the answer right...
sadistmonkey 19
...."and what does he do?" In an Austrian accent.
Axel5238 29
Thank you for the kindergarden cop reference. I laughed.
rybaby23 8
Wait... So people actually say that during sex? Lol Yeah, I'm good. I'll stick with one of the other millions of choices you have. Haha
brandoneyez1 25
Do you know your daddy? Or were you pondering who he is?
worldclassrager 41
You were right...I guess now think for a moment
TheCrispyCat 20
lady bonerkill
bluefrootloops 13
Is your dad Buzz Killington?
validator 12
Somebody's got daddy issues
jazzy_123 20
it doesn't always mean that -,-