Today, while we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, "Who's your daddy?" I actually started thinking about my father. Total buzzkill. FML
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OP here! Hey guys, so just to clarify, I don't have any daddy issues and I know who my father is lol. It just caught me off guard that my boyfriend asked me that so I thought about it literally first instead of how my boyfriend meant to say it for fun. But either way was a buzzkill.
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RenoTheRhino 30
That question is pretty weird when it's being used in such way.
silvercamaro 22
I never understood why people thought it was "hot" to say that
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abbey728 16
One of the creepiest things is what society has don't to the word "daddy"
liuliuliu 10
****, I can't understand the word "daddy",,,,,,,need help,,,,,,
Traitoro 9
Ask your "mommy" 42.
stryder9090 28
I never understood the meaning behind that phrase...
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Ouch what a fail. That would be a bad picture during a supposed to be pleasurable time
Msdayana 7
I hate it when boys want us to call then daddy !? Like ew .
q7shium 6
the joys of learning each other during a relationship. he thought he was being sexy. please tell him gently that grossed you out. us men take bedroom criticism well or very bad.
davincidasecond 24
I remember when an ex lover kept calling me "papa" or "papi" while doing the deed. I could never finish because of it. I feel your pain OP.
DotDootyDot 17
I had a lover who liked being called "daddy" during sex (and he'd call me his "little girl"). He was almost 10 years older than me, so it's pretty obvious things got VERY awkward fast.
AsianSweets 9
OP here! Hey guys, so just to clarify, I don't have any daddy issues and I know who my father is lol. It just caught me off guard that my boyfriend asked me that so I thought about it literally first instead of how my boyfriend meant to say it for fun. But either way was a buzzkill.
littlem91 29
Well it's a pretty creepy saying when you start thinking about it, essentially it's suggesting you'll have such great sex because he's your daddy, you're his daughter. not sure how its considered sexy.
Horsempeg 25
Is this a "How I met your Mother"reference? If its not I gave you a thumbs up for no reason.. I never understood why the "who's your daddy" reference came a long. Could someone explain why its sexy?
A07 48
#68 You need to watch Boston Legal. Denny Crane.
Lacist 19
Assertion of dominance.
CUrraNT 11
I've always found that saying rather strange, I wouldn't dare use it for the same reason lol.
littlem91 29
It was. And it was Legen-AndIHopeYou'reNotLactoseIntolerantBecauseTheSecondHalfOfThisWordIs-Dairy!
MamaWohlffe 8
My response when asked this at completely inappropriate times is, "If you are, you better get the hell off ME!" My grandparents referred to each other as "Mother" and "Dad" even around us grandkids until the day they each passed on. (My gran passed exactly six months to the day after my grandpa.)
atalanta18 10
Maybe he is related to Joe Dirt