Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML
blairvic tells us more.
Hey. Firstly, I am Canadian, and in Ontario, you can carry a folding (not spring assisted or butterfly) knife, with a blade under 3 or 4 inches in length. You can look up the rules if you want. So yes, I was carrying it legally. And why do I carry a knife? Because I use it as a tool. It's not a weapon. I was in the forest, it was a tool. He said he needed it as a tool. I believed him, it's a logical claim. I can understand why it would seem like a ridiculously dumb idea to let someone borrow your knife, but you need to understand two things: I live in a small, Canadian town. I literally can not remember the last time anyone was attacked here, so I did not fear attack. Also, we were deep in the forest, where there are many reasons that one needs a knife. So, I let him use the knife because he said he needed it. I know it's kind of stupid, and I'm never lending out a knife again, but oh well. He seemed like a nice, polite, well put together guy. He didn't look like your typical mugger, so that's why I lent it out. He had obviously seen the clip of the knife, as I carry it clipped to the inside of my pocket, as that's the law where I live. And people saying "a woman in a forest, alone, lending out her knife to weird men.... bad idea", I agree. But, I'm not the type of woman you want to fight with, and I'm not some delicate woman alone and afraid. I can hold my own. But, I do have too much faith in humanity, and I trust people too much. As for people saying "track down your phone", I did. I live close to the forest, so I just ran back home and tracked the phone down. I had it back within a few hours. I lost the $70 in my wallet, but that's not much. He was a stupid thief. The police took care of him. And, by the way, I never got my knife back :( I'm gonna go buy another knife, and I'm never gonna lend it out again. In the end, it was scary (I've never been mugged before) and I lost $100 ($70 cash from my wallet, and the knife was worth $30 ish), but I've learned a lesson. Thanks, everyone. And yes, I know I deserved it!
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perdix 31
He did use it as a tool -- a money-making tool!
LOVELIVELAUG 4
be careful out there next time be smarter about your choices and stay safe!!!
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DerpyPaws 1
YDI because YOU GAVE A STRANGER YOUR KNIFE WHEN YOU WERE ALONE IN THE WOODS.
tarbaby6193 6
You my friend are easily the dumbest person alive. He should have killed u because u are no use to society..
superman3212 8
ever heard of the tv show "smoking gun the world's dumbest"? look it up... ydi
tomgun_fml 16
I feel bad for you
Silentcrafter11 13
I never understood how someone can trust people so easily...
AgentWashingtub 0
Didn't your parents teach you never to hand your knife over to strangers in the forest?
duden8r 0
If you go out in the woods today, you're sure to find a guy asking for your knife, so he can rob you with it.
MandieL 27
Are you trying to reference the teddy bears picnic???
lindaam 5
Did he give u ur knife back?
blairvic 23
Nope :(
Chazz122 5
Hey a few things for OP, I come from a small Ontario town so I know where you were coming from, was just wondering from near what town this happened?
blairvic 23
Whitby-Oshawa area
Chazz122 5
ah cool i'm from the same region -Uxbridge- Think I might be a little bit more careful nowadays, glad everything ended well
FRUITFUCKED 9
Well, you did give him the knife. Even you must be blaming yourself. I would be...