Today, while serving a customer, she told me: "God made you a working class citizen so you could serve! If God wanted you to go to college, he would have made sure you were able to go!" FML
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Hyenayena 27
I tried explaining that, but she said that "if you were meant to go to college, your life would lead to it naturally. Your life has led you to be part of the working class, see?" So pretty much: if I'm not a rich person, I better not even think about going to college.
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ThirteenThirteen 27
I'm guessing God made her an annoying bitch too?
igg125 30
I hate people like that. Or the ones who try to justify everything with the bible.
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Comments (144)
wyverntail 15
She should just keep her mouth shut. She had no reason to say that.
733yoda_fml 19
Thank God I'm an atheist.
laden_swallow09 35
An atheist, a vegetarian, and a marathon runner walk into a bar. I could tell, because they told they told me they were.
Zebediabolical 45
I heard it with an atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter. But that works too!@
False_Stupidity 42
You would think they would see the bar before walking into it.
amileah13 26
Wtf? How the in the hell did she pop off with that shit?
ACTIONbl00dROCK 18
How is this an FML? Obviously she's just a delusional psychopath.
Sandsh8rk 36
Has she ever heard the phrase "Keep your opinion to yourself"?
KatieeMoe 14
God tell her to keep her mouth shut.
alkoy 4
should have told her that god didn't want you to serve her, or otherwise he would make you, and ignored her.
Galax_Gaming413 13
I just lost a bit of faith in humanity.
laden_swallow09 35
Your first mistake was having faith in it in the first place.
Hyenayena 27
We come to this site to be cynical assholes.
MandieL 27
Did you ask her what purpose God had in making her an ignorant bitch?
MandieL 27
Did you ask her what purpose God had in making her an ignorant bitch?