Miscellaneous: Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group... - FML

By Tourist - 26/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

damn, you're an asshole love you long time! XD

iamphlybry 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

congratulations, you're stupid.

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kandy_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:46

YDI, obviously. For future reference, just because someone is a different race than you, doesn't mean you have to be condescending. You're a prick.

musicloverr 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:47

#105, you are an asshole. and you definitely deserved that..

abcdefgh_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:50

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA : D asians these days.

thegoodlifeNOT 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:52

BAHAHAH your not an asshole, I think you were just trying to be nice!

legslegs 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:53

racist asshole.

iEuphorical 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:55

Nice one, ********.

sumoneoverthere 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:58

I agree with #20.

jdkfgkjdfb 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:59

The link that I chose is specifically for you, seeing as you obviously deserve it. Turn up the volume, but don't click it if you are especially susceptible to seizures.

nowayss 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 21:00

Ignorant bitch.

BaldOuting 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 21:03

that's what you get!

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