Love: Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend...

BimmerDriver 30 June 2013, 16:34 New York, United States

Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend ended with me driving her drunk ass home while she sat in the backseat making out with her new boyfriend. FML

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BimmerDriver 23

1 July 2013, 05:38

Because I won't let anyone drive drunk, no matter who it is. And it's cheaper to drive them home as opposed to paying for a taxi.

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Pleonasm 36

1 July 2013, 01:55

You shouldn't let people take you for a free ride like that, OP.

MadMaddyson 10

1 July 2013, 06:24

you all are trashing on OP because he drove them home instead of letting them drive. I know for a fact most drunk people will not care for a taxi and will attempt to drive home, so if he were to put them in a cab he would have to pay. so saving himself the cash he drove them instead of letting them drive and potentially getting them both killed. OPs a pretty good guy for doing that and his EX obviously didn't deserve him.

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simoncat 11

1 July 2013, 20:26

Jeez. Your FML is just like an Offspring song. You need a shot of self esteem and she (your EX) needs a kick to the curb. Don't worry about her-Trash gets picked up.

Ubehage 32

1 July 2013, 20:52

So, why did you bother driving her home ? You should have left her in her own mess.

duckit 0

1 July 2013, 21:13

You're a wuss for doing that

alluringtatas 7

1 July 2013, 21:19

I commend you for not letting anyone drive drunk. Revenge only leaves you empty so don't bother. Instead open your heart for your next relationship and raise your standards. You sound like you deserve it.