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BimmerDriver New York, United States

Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend ended with me driving her drunk ass home while she sat in the backseat making out with her new boyfriend. FML

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Because I won't let anyone drive drunk, no matter who it is. And it's cheaper to drive them home as opposed to paying for a taxi.

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You shouldn't let people take you for a free ride like that, OP.

you all are trashing on OP because he drove them home instead of letting them drive. I know for a fact most drunk people will not care for a taxi and will attempt to drive home, so if he were to put them in a cab he would have to pay. so saving himself the cash he drove them instead of letting them drive and potentially getting them both killed. OPs a pretty good guy for doing that and his EX obviously didn't deserve him.

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take her car keys and have some self respect ya wimp.

Your kindness is commendable. Screw everyone calling you soft of a wimp, you willingly put yourself in an uncomfortable situation to keep them from getting hurt, and being able to do that is a really great trait to have.

Sucks to be you but you did a good thing making sure they got home safe. Still, if the other guy wasn't drunk, i totally woyld have made gim drive her home.

:( you deserve better obviously

Canureadthis 4

Them Pat Turners would have gotten them home !! (Their own two feet) Take the keys no driving...

I wouldn't have taken her home or called for a cab. Take her keys if she has any and make her walk her cheating ass home.

XxQuartersxX 14

IDA LEFT THAT BITCH BEHIND.

The_9th_Doctor 18

should have left her ass there.

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Throw both of them out of your car

you are an amazing person wow I would've left her ass there