Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year-old man who only spoke Spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and I'd politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, a customer at work made threats against me and my two-month old son. Instead of following policy by notifying the police, my manager apologized to him and told me to leave. FML
Today, the slow, incompetent kitchen staff was keeping customers waiting for their food for 20 minutes. I got sick of a bunch of grown adults with kids my age ganging up on me, so I quit on the spot, and walked. Some guy grabbed me by the collar and dragged me back to the register. People cheered. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML
Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
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Top comments
SyLord 13
Call the police, that's what they get paid for. Remember to serve and protect.
hellopenny 18
It's better to be safe then sorry.
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Comments (111)
Monday_funday 25
At least they care. Granted it's in a strange way.
Stxsyh 30
Being baby-faced sucks sometimes. Some people thought I'm 13-15 when I'm 22 -.- Totally feel you, OP.
Memehappens 4
why would a looking 12 have a car?
littleking94 14
she's 19.
FlutterLoud 29
Im 19 and people still think I'm 12 or 13, take it as a compliment op, you'll look young even when you get old :) My sister is 14 and I'm 19, and people always think she's the older on lol
StayFaithful 8
Embrace it
bulletsinthewind 21
Why didn't anyone call the police? It's common sense to do so.
LadyH13 1
So sorry OP you're not alone! My sister is 24 and looks 12.
nhaba1214 19
Lol That sucks. When I'm on the phone people think I'm 4 :p
lucie91_fml 12
why is this on fml? you have people caring for you... and you think that your life sucks? well you should grow up...
kittynat 16
I think that instead of complaining on the amount of people that walked you to your car, you should be thankful for having them even care about you getting to your car safely.