Today, I saw a homeless man searching the trash for food. I thought...

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By Lonelyduda - 10/03/2018 02:22 - Mexico - Puebla

Today, I saw a homeless man searching the trash for food. I thought I would do a good action and buy him a meal. As I approached him to give it to him, he slapped the dish and covered my hand and arm with hot food. FML

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Monday 12 March 2018 12:22

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