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By LowT - 01/08/2018 03:52

Today, I found out that my husband has been suffering from low testosterone for months. He chose to ignore it, and led me to believe his lack of sexual desire was because of me and my weight gain from giving him two children. FML

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interesting33 36

Friday 3 August 2018 1:19

it a possible he didn't know he had low testosterone and wasn't sure what the problem is?

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 3 August 2018 4:28

My testosterone levels plummeted when I turned about 20. My doctors were trying to figure out what type of cancer I had until they found that I had severe testosterone issues. A once weekly testosterone injection into my quad and all is right in the world.

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interesting33 36

Friday 3 August 2018 1:19

it a possible he didn't know he had low testosterone and wasn't sure what the problem is?

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 3 August 2018 4:28

My testosterone levels plummeted when I turned about 20. My doctors were trying to figure out what type of cancer I had until they found that I had severe testosterone issues. A once weekly testosterone injection into my quad and all is right in the world.

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