liltravol23
United States
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML
bert
San Diego, United States
Overbearing
Today, I ate fruit for a snack before I left to visit my mom. When I arrived, she accused me of vaping because I smelled like fruit. I'm also 27. FML
Sfg_926
Newberg, United States
Boundaries
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't judge a book by its reader
Today, I made the mistake of uttering the phrase "I’m not like other girls" at work when discussing how I prefer staying in and reading over going out to a bar. Now none of the other girls in the office will talk to me and are calling me a "pick-me." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
fmyboss
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Anonymous
United States
Suspected
Today, I was been accused of stealing lunches from the fridge at work. I’m a huge germaphobe and would NEVER eat someone else’s food, but because I’m the fattest one in the office, everyone automatically blamed me. Hashtag fatgirlproblems. FML
Anonymous
Anaheim, United States
Rumor mill
Today, my brother-in-law was nice enough to bring me lunch at work. The people I work with are so catty and immature that the rumors started flying almost immediately. Grow up already. FML
Crushgonewrong
Compton, United States
Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML
Top comments
HanisMan01 0
Words cant describe how delicous a fruit cup is.Period
maiden_girl 5
You know... she could've been flirting with you...
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Comments (94)
esfox83 17
What is wrong with fruit cups!? She's a dense c*nt
sbarua219 17
Dude I live for fruit cups!
miss_amphetamine 24
What is wrong with fruit cups? I bet she's one of those dumb skinny people that eats horribly and will be fat and ugly in 5 years when her metabolism vanishes. FHL, not yours.
fantasyworld 39
Nothing wrong with fruit cups. She's snobby, probably was a popular hi back in high school.
dragoongirl90 34
Oh yes, bad on you for bringing a healthy addition to your lunch!
falsecut 12
Lol who cares? Fruit cups are for the cool people.
TheIronFez 13
At least you'll have something close to a dessert.
Danny02 7
She's honestly probably just flirting with you. Girls are weird you know.