Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and thought, "Huh, why are there urinals in the girls' bathroom?", but I went into a stall, did my business, and left. There was no one around and when I walked past the bathroom again, there was a boys' bathroom sign. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
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hawkie409 0
And this is bad how? Swich the signs back, and then politely tell her she is in the wrong restroom. Simple as that...Unless you had already been going..?
saranottelling 7
She has probably never saw a urinal before and thought it was a fancy French toliet you squat on. OP, did you get granny bitch-slapped? Just wondering...
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Comments (73)
moneypenny_fml 0
anasf sholut the he'll up how was he supposed to know that there would be an old lady in the mens room.... dumb bitch
iwillalwaysydi 0
old people disgust me...
imchanel 0
lol well at least you knew which bathroom is which.
lsuman0519 0
hehe
cartermc17 0
woulda beat u with her purse full of granny panties and dd100978 bras
maskedman 9
so what happened next?
HIJKay 0
What if she didn't listen and hit him really hard with her purse? Or what if she screamed and called him a perv? FML doesn't really give a lot of room to give the full story. The woman could have hit him and stormed out while loudly announcing he is a perv to anyone within earshot. *Shrugs*
brii1255 0
#21 your a fckin douche . do you feel like a better person now or that ur ball hairs are longer cus u sed dat ?? what da hell yhu got an FML for if its not to cmmnt !! when i didnt have an account all i used to do was read them. but now that i have one i cmmnt on everythin ! Shoot me ! also, yes i do only go on fml when im brd . which really isnt often so i cmmnt on everything.
jake_fml 0
my grammar Nazis friend just died....
ChrisCTL 0
umm urinals didn't give it away for her? dumbass.
Ajjas013 6
It's the kind of mentality old people have, "**** it, I'm gonna die anyways"