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By anonymous - 14/06/2016 00:26 - United States - Atlanta

Today, one of my best friends decided to have a pool party. I didn't get invited but somehow a girl that she despises made it onto the guest list. FML

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sleepyolivia 14

Tuesday 14 June 2016 21:53

That's a little odd... I'm thinking either she's fake or she made a mistake.

1mo2mo 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 23:30

Ah man! Well.. My friend hate me, so welcome to the family? I guess?

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Andrewx8 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 19:00

Don't be so upset, maybe they just forgot. Simple mistakes do happen sometimes. Next time, when you throw a party, don't invite them, it was a small mistake right?

sleepyolivia 14

Tuesday 14 June 2016 21:53

That's a little odd... I'm thinking either she's fake or she made a mistake.

1mo2mo 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 23:30

Ah man! Well.. My friend hate me, so welcome to the family? I guess?

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