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laptitesouris Pertuis, France

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?

ShananaginsLOL 13

Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****

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Im just gonna go over here where people dont flick the bean with ducks... You have a nice day.