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Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
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LemonMan 0
.....And then you ****** her in the ear? o.0
bluelahve 0
she just so happened to lay down on your lap? or did she just sort of fall there after she was asleep?
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cricbat 1
strip bars exist for people like us :)
Cheerbaby016 0
hahahahahha ohhh u pooorr thingg :)
MagicalPegicorn 0
you could have woke her up and talked to her...
357oboh 0
lol... how romantic
xtx123 0
You should go to the gym, lose some weight, get some muscle. Improve your self-confidence and that should do it.
DeathShad0 1
FML my ass. This is more like a win for you OP. To everyone saying "that's creepy", how the hell is it? Someone give me a detailed answer as to why that is creepy. No wonder nobody gets along these days.
greenell 0
I know this sounds pathetic but I've always wanted to meet someone like that, you know, the random stranger on the bus, or the boy at the book store... I think it's a cute fml.
1LL337 0
I dunno of YDI or not...are you <22 Years old? If so, you don't deserve it, it's not a big deal. If you're <22...time to start considering a prostitute to just get it out of your system...
bluesfan74 2
not even a hug?
FerrariCake 2
It's obvious why this is the closest you've ever been with a woman: you're clueless. A girl "falls asleep" in your lap and you think it was an "accident".