Today, on the train home, two drunk guys decided to sit next to me and make casual conversation. This was fine until one decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did, he sneezed in my face. I still smell like beer. FML
Carly_Michelle tells us more.
OK, yeah I posted this on the way home. I got home a showered instantly. Yes I am a minor. No I didn't take a drink from his beer, and I don't know why this got accepted. I am not an FML worker. Who gives a shit? If you didn't like it you didn't have to comment, or even read it. I really couldn't care less what you guys say, I just wanted to set some things straight. But yeah thanks for comments, so much! It only gives this FML more popularity. /End rant.
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Top comments
Brittanyy 0
Take a shower or change your clothes? Yeah.
Sigel 0
If missing the point was an Olympic sport you'd be a champ!
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Comments (77)
treli1593 0
I moderated this one! Hahaha that sucks. Dont let your parents smell you if you're a minor
Lythiaren 8
Wait wait wait. So he sneezed as he drank from his beer? Drinking: intake, in which access to the windpipe is blocked to prevent food/drink from getting in your lungs. Sneezing: violent exhalation, in which access to the windpipe is very open, so air can be forced out of the lungs. So not only did this guy manage to have his windpipe open and closed at the same time, he sneezed through his beer can as he sneezedrank? That's a pretty talented drunk you've got there. :V
crazyjack 0
#25 oh you're right, i'm seriouly thinking how i could've missed that but thanks for telling me :]
aback 5
You're allergic to soap and water? Is there a reason you can't wash his drunkgerms off? It's not like being cursed by an evil fairy, you know.
anon_fmler 0
lame. did this honestly make it?
idontgiveone 0
lol bs. i dont see why this should be accepted as an fml ._. boring.
eleanor_rigby 0
So posting this story on FML is a greater priority than washing your face. Completely logical.
ithedarkknight 0
lol #31 has the right idea... and if they were drunk why didnt you move first thing would pop into my head one of these guys might puke on me let me move...but idk whats worst someone sneeze on you or possibly puking on you... i go with puke
ponu 0
lol
ponu 0
*This is supposed to reply to the OP, but it won't let me. You put your own FML in your favorites list. That makes me smile...in a sad way.
Carly_Michelle 0
Yeah. Of course it's my favourite, it's mine. Rofl.
barbidoll 0
I don't understand why this is even posted. Take a damn shower!
Carly_Michelle 0
HAHAHAHAHA YUCK! BL!
Carly_Michelle 0
OK, yeah I posted this on the way home. I got home a showered instantly. Yes I am a minor. No I didn't take a drink from his beer, and I don't know why this got accepted. I am not an FML worker. Who gives a shit? If you didn't like it you didn't have to comment, or even read it. I really couldn't care less what you guys say, I just wanted to set some things straight. But yeah thanks for comments, so much! It only gives this FML more popularity. /End rant.
1R1X0X0 10
What the hell is wrong with you?don't you have some manners..?