Today, on the train home, two drunk guys decided to sit next to me and make casual conversation. This was fine until one decided to take a drink from his beer. While he did, he sneezed in my face. I still smell like beer. FML
Carly_Michelle tells us more.
OK, yeah I posted this on the way home. I got home a showered instantly. Yes I am a minor. No I didn't take a drink from his beer, and I don't know why this got accepted. I am not an FML worker. Who gives a shit? If you didn't like it you didn't have to comment, or even read it. I really couldn't care less what you guys say, I just wanted to set some things straight. But yeah thanks for comments, so much! It only gives this FML more popularity. /End rant.
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Top comments
Brittanyy 0
Take a shower or change your clothes? Yeah.
Sigel 0
If missing the point was an Olympic sport you'd be a champ!
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Comments (77)
DrinkBainne 0
Somebody sneezed on your face, oh no... Take a shower you idiot.
brianna1494 27
So if I just sneezed beer in your face you would just brush it off? Asshole.
crazyjack 0
Lol @the op commenting
Carly_Michelle 0
=D
murphy625 0
lmao love how people have the time to criticize you for your FML, get a life and leave her alone, the story was meant to be funny assholes
LeahK 0
haha! thats hilarious! ive gotten a drink before and spewed it everywhere, just not on anybody. lmao
LeahK 0
circayouandme 0
exaggerated
turdburgers 0
Who mods these boring ass stories?
alibi2277439 0
look at it this way. he snorted beer, then made out with you. =D.
naomiluvsu427 0
u shood of movd if u no they were drunck
1R1X0X0 10
Do us all a favor and go back to school
tykiej 0
Why is that a FML? Are you unable to bathe?