Today, on the bus, my friends and I gorged ourselves on a ton of candy. When it was my stop, I began to walk to the front of the bus. Upon getting off the bus, I tried to thank the driver with a mouth full of candy. It sounded like I said "Fuck you". FML
ScratchCatPower tells us more.
Heyo. OP here! Yes, my parents always told me not to talk with food in my mouth... Haha. Though in this instance, since I always thank my bus driver, I figured I should just thank him despite the fact that I had a mouthful of candy. Didn't turn out the way I expected. Also, very true, #2. I probably should have savored it. Alas! The candy! Tis lost forever, a true tragedy indeed. ;-;
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rhiley 26
don't talk with a mouthful friendo
Death546 25
Who eats candy all at once? Save and savor it.
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Comments (34)
ScratchCatPower 32
Heyo. OP here! Yes, my parents always told me not to talk with food in my mouth... Haha. Though in this instance, since I always thank my bus driver, I figured I should just thank him despite the fact that I had a mouthful of candy. Didn't turn out the way I expected. Also, very true, #2. I probably should have savored it. Alas! The candy! Tis lost forever, a true tragedy indeed. ;-;
GIANT_PUSTULE 11
give a thumbs up along with your thanks so that anyone will understand you're thanking
MidnaLink 35
I don't see why this is voted down, that's actually not a bad idea. At least a little wave or something.
greatfirstdate 18
Lol what if OP tried to give a thumbs up, but their hand was clenching candy wrappers, so they accidentally flipped the driver the bird while saying "**** you."
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I just nod or wave with my thanks so people get the point (because most of the time I say it really quietly because I'm shy)
ScratchCatPower 32
Haha, now THAT would be even more awful, #28!
ldhull 16
Smile and nod. That's what I do.
Fang713 28
I was worried this was actually going to be something bad. Like, you vomiting on the bus driver. It could have been worse, friend.
manuwish 9
hahha didn't you ever learn not to speak with your mouth full???
manuwish 9
a smile and a nod would've done the trick too ;)) hahha
queerkageyama 8
It's really easy to make that mistake in asl too
Briaangel12 13
This is where sign language can come in handy...
Tuvoi_fml 7
????
wow2mylife 25
I think the bus driver understand what you ment