Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML
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alekoi 19
Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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swanheart 35
Maybe don't eat any apples for the next few days...
SadSouthernBell 18
Cover it with clear plastic.
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Cass_x 22
Do you also have an evil stepmother? On the bright side; you'll be the fairest in all the land! ;)
holmlockshers 9
Cover it with a sheet or a garbage bag.
Tom925 8
Tape a blanket or tablecloth over it
FrostyNipz19 12
What if you woke upto an owl staring at you?
alekoi 19
Well first I'd die of fright only to come back and die of fan-girling , owls are my favorite animals
1dvos_grl3 21
Are you kidding?! I would love to be in that situation xD
kitkat818 17
I agree. I love animals.
MDoremis 38
You know, until something with rabies bites you because you turned in your sleep.
alekoi 19
Rabies, fleas... Squirrels vacate their bowels when scared... Many reasons lol
rachelllllb 18
be thankful you could only wake up to wildlife in your room and not seven strange men!
alekoi 19
Lmao I died laughing reading this!
SnailMail 12
That sounds adorable
graceinsheepwear 34
Do something underhanded and quickly become an evil queen. Problem solved.
alekoi 19
Then they might attack! If I get a magic mirror though it would be worth it!
Attacksloth 33
Plywood, plexiglass, plastic sheet, garbage bag... anything? Unless you're living in a greenhouse. Then you might want to consider putting a big ass plant in front of the hole.
bdsmslave 18
Sing a pretty song and they will clean your house. Disney taught me that. And Disney is NEVER wrong!
alekoi 19
Agreed Disney is perfect and never lies?