chillnhill
Shippensburg, United States
Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML
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james98e 15
There will be no butts in this arguement
MrsPegg 45
Still better than "Ass Wipe".
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tranced_ 45
Why wasn't it named butt floss in the first place?
syki 22
If you actually floss your butt with toilet paper, you may just be doing it wrong.
worldclassrager 41
Better than shit be gone...
earlytermination 34
She's raising children, she needs a partner not a man-child. I get why it's funny, but I side with your wife. YDI.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Why should OP get in trouble for just having some fun with his kids..
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Here, have a sense of humour free on me.
TommyGun85 19
There's always "shit tickets"
sparkplug420 13
Yes shit tickets is the choice for me, and so what people are too uptight and politically correct these days let it be called butt floss
CouchOrnament 11
Mountain Money and Shit Tickets is what we all call it while camping. Depends on how many beer we've had.
beeferjay 34
I thought thongs and g-strings were butt floss... yummy butt floss
Tattoo_Freak 15
Very funny, but you do deserve the anger though...
Dexter83_fml 17
Tbh OP YDI
laden_swallow09 35
F nly thr ws a btn 4 dat
LycanGod 27
Funny but not unreasonable lol
redheadedmonster 24
Seriously teaching your kids to call tp butt floss isn't the worst thing ever done by a parent. I mean as long as they know not to use it in public it's a lot better than him teaching them to call it shit paper. In my opinion the wife should be annoyed but being flat out angry she needs to get over it.
Goblin182 27
Some wives can be so unreasonable.