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Anonymous United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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stubbsie 0

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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I think you may be in trouble....my advice for you is to sleep one eye open or how bout dont sleep at all

are you still alive?

I am sorry to say this made me laugh very hard and then text my best friend so she could read it. She then texted her boyfriend and told him to read it and be prepared. If your wife is serious though... I am very sorry

I would be too, though i'm sure you just pisse d her off and she wants to kill you. whatever is eating at her, she'll get over it.

ShutUpDude444 0

Does anybody realize that if she really did murder him, they could use that against her in the trial/case/thingy?

No, because it doesn't conclusively prove anything and also if she were smart she would delete it.

misarei 0

the "I'm scared" made this priceless. too funny! hmmm, well hey you might keep your life. She probably just wants to be in an extramarital affair :) :(

sosoinlove09 0

omg. what did you do to her? you had to do something.

EMOB420 3

haha, that sucks! girls r like that lol

LOL I haven't had my Ackbar-os in a while. yummy!