Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
Today, my teen son came home in a terrible mood because his girlfriend won’t listen to him. I thought he meant conversation-wise, but he meant she refused to obey his commands about what clothes and makeup she wears, who she can talk to, where she can go, and so forth. My son is an asshole. FML
Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML
Today, my son screamed at me to fuck off. Apparently, because he only gets one day off a week, he’s sick of me saving up all my projects and forcing him to help me on that one day. He’s now barricaded himself in his room with a big DO IT YOURSELF on the door. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
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Ret_fml 0
Your son needs a life. :| Seriously, he sounds like one of those kids who think that video games are equivalent to real life in importance.
ViCT0RiA_fml 0
Wow, seriously #8? That's messed up. Why don't you tell your mother that.
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flinkpamingo 0
I think it's your fault because you raised him to: 1) Have bad manners 2) Disrespect his elders 3) Be a poor sport 4) Not know the difference between appropriate and inappropriate behavior (i.e. appropriate reasons to phone a parent at work) Frankly, if my kid did this to me, he would have to take off his shirt to shit. I used to say "Hell will be a picnic!" We did not accept such behaviour from our children or any child in our home. Even had a few leave. That's one less spoiled brat to deal with. Our children were always welcomed into other's homes. Rules!!!! Stick to them. You don't, and you get what you deserve. There is a LOT of truth in the passage: "Spare the rod and spoil the child." You don't have to beat them or abuse them, but a swat never killed anyone. Hand rails installed.............All aboard!!!
itzcorinnelove 0
uh wow a feeling a tad bit EXTREME today are we?
Intoxicunt 6
You BEAT your son? You awful parent. No wonder he's mad.
moonlight_daze 8
Intoxicunt is WIN!
Intoxicunt 6
Gracias Shenorhagal em Merci Danke Hvala M goi Grasce Ok, I have no life...
Vamphyre73 12
Umm would you kindly explain which thank-you is from which language (im trying to learn thank-you and please in every main language). BTW Intoxicunt ur awesome! FTW
Intoxicunt 6
Gracias = Spanish Danke = German Merci = Latin (And French, but I think it has an 'e' at the end in French M Goi = Cantonese (the less common Chinese) Grasce = I forget, but it's pronounced the same in Italian I looked up a list of "thank you" in hundreds of languages and just picked some. So the others I don't know. Lol. And thank you. :)
jessxoxo28 5
wow, ur son needs a life
cmac86 24
jeez. anger managment may be a good option.
plexico 4
I'm glad you didn't state your real name, OP, you could be hauled off for child abuse! How could you crush his self-esteem like that? How would you like it if he came to your work and did your job better than you? Did you have to castrate so? If you had just let him keep his pride and dignity, he could have become Martin Luther King, Jr., Mother Theresa, and Gandhi all rolled into one, but NOOOOOO, you had to humiliate him and now he'll become a thug and a hobo. I hope it was worth it.
nativebacon 0
I was about to reply and be like, "R U serious?!?" But then I saw the username. Sheesh... I guess I'm just so used to feminist19 and other trolls that I jumped at the sight of possibly stupid.
plexico 4
When everybody zigs, I just hafta zag!
Intoxicunt 6
You mean you just hafta zing. "Did you have to castrate so?" Win.
plexico 4
Oops! I forgot the "him." Didja see that I got the Zing on that one about the TomTom?
Intoxicunt 6
I didn't see that yet, as a matter of fact. Or did I? I'm not sure. I like the way it was worded without the "him". I must recruit members for the "plexico, have my babies!" club. You ARE going to have a bunch of little kids running around. XD
Intoxicunt 6
Scratch that, yes I saw it! You were first, you lucky bastard. Was that your first first? If so, I'll make you a cake (or sammich) as an award.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
OMFG i had the same reaction(s) as nativebacon. plexico, you crafty bastard...
Noodlez_fml 0
YDI for not beating your son
Calaura9 0
1. Beat the crap out of your child for being such a narcisitic, disrepectful asshole. 2. Kick yourself for allowing hos poor behaviour to have continued for so long that as a teenager he feels no worry about calling you up and curding you out over a game that you paid for. 3. In my biased opinion, you didn't discipline your children enough and this is partially your fault for raising spoiled disrespectful brats.
akeena13 0
You have raised your children well.
moonmask 0
Wow... sounds like he needs to be locked up in the wacky shack. Wait... I just moderated this one!
girlwhoactshigh 0
YOU BITCH HOW DARE YOU BEAT YOUR SON!!!!! XD Its your own fault~ You shouldnt have beat him >:O You should have just left the game alone! Instead of being competive monkey *****!!! ok ok joke time is over but really don't be such a pansy just take like a dad would and show him whos boss! oh wait if your hurt by that then never mind just get someone else to go up against him