Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
Today, my teen son came home in a terrible mood because his girlfriend won’t listen to him. I thought he meant conversation-wise, but he meant she refused to obey his commands about what clothes and makeup she wears, who she can talk to, where she can go, and so forth. My son is an asshole. FML
Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML
Today, my son screamed at me to fuck off. Apparently, because he only gets one day off a week, he’s sick of me saving up all my projects and forcing him to help me on that one day. He’s now barricaded himself in his room with a big DO IT YOURSELF on the door. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
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Ret_fml 0
Your son needs a life. :| Seriously, he sounds like one of those kids who think that video games are equivalent to real life in importance.
ViCT0RiA_fml 0
Wow, seriously #8? That's messed up. Why don't you tell your mother that.
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Comments (268)
Tiff12 0
Aww, That would make me feel really bad Im sorry but guys my age that are obsessed with video games are nerds that no one likes. My personal option is he should get a life.
ITuMT 0
LOLOLOL you pwnd him
headcreeps 0
lawlll i'm amazing @ bejeweled :D
Not_Yet_Rated 0
No one asked -.-....
kike123 0
no, not weird, he's just a dick and a sore loser
JuuChan 3
Take that kid out to the park or something. Make him join a sports team. ****.
YDIBITCHES 0
What was the "****" for?
dvd175 5
What wasnt the **** for?
YDIBITCHES 0
Very true
ananamoose 0
Sometimes even when the word "****" is not totally necessary you can throw it in and it will kind of give an extra added umph to the sentence, when you say "I'd like to go to the grocery store, I think that I might bye a beet." Now when you add "****" in there, "****, I wanna go to the grocery store and get a ****** beet, I've been pooping all day, a beet would hit the spot." It just kinda helps you announce more heavily what you are saying, try it sometime and you'll be surprised how much extra added voice comes from it
YDIBITCHES 0
Wow ......****
ananamoose 0
Now you know... pretty cool stuff huh
EMR_fml 0
I wasn't aware that ******* was a team sport you played in the park. /sarc
YDIBITCHES 0
It's a video game that sucks dick compared to Peggle and InsaneAquarium
loled1337 0
you should have brat him more as a child. ydi for being a bad parent by not teaching your kids how to respect people and how to accept failure.
Eaglestrike117 29
so true
SheWentCrayola 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. This made my day. Duel it out!
Kenpachi_fml 0
u should kick him and tell him to stop being gay