Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML
TonyTalkingClock tells us more.
OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.
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WCARlover 35
As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge
Enkeria 30
Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)
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Comments (109)
AnOriginalName 19
You just went full Canadian. Never go full Canadian.
eleven22 11
One, why not? Canadians are awesome. Two, OP is definitely not full Canadian because it clearly states that he is American.
starile 20
Friends, he was making a movie reference. Tropic Thunder, "That ain't retarded. YOU went full retard, man. Never go full retard."
JennaNGood 21
45, Sorry has an O, not an A. We win.
skittyskatbrat 19
I have reached the conclusion that a whole lot of people have never seen Tropic Thunder. Good one :D
jakeSpn 3
#45 was saying that Canadians pronounce the word "sorry as "soar-y"
rocker_chick23 27
I have caught my husband doing that when I make maple syrup candy for my sons. You're not alone.
ShitNotAgainn 13
Dude take it from a fellow sweet toother it only gets worse from there
DenverTyrrell 13
HEY! There's nothing wrong with that! Right guys... :S
Eivana 37
I gagged.
MeanBeagle 22
breathe through your nose
rocketiquette 20
When I first started dating my guy, he cooked breakfast for me and I like dipping sausage in syrup. The only small ramekin like dish he had at the time were ninja turtle shot glasses. At the end I asked if he would judge me if I drank the rest of the syrup. We clinked our glasses together and down the hatch it went. Definitely not judging!
xKai_Axelx 12
Ouch reading that hurt MY teeth.
jenjen2633 17
I'm known to be able to eat spoonfuls of raw sugar so it could be worse.
hvphillips27 8
Are you Canadian?
sousaphonist 14
my mother and I have done shots of boysenberry syrup out of chocolate cordial cups