Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML
Today, I finally found out why I got a D in a class last semester. It was a heavily attendance-based class, and apparently he only marked you present if you participated in class discussion. It was a 100-seat lecture. FML
Today, after I studied a lot of my time away and taking part in a test, my two friends got good grades, even though they didn't even study as much. Most of the time they did a lot of other stuff, and I don't know why my score isn't as good, and I'm not satisfied. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
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Top comments
donutboy 0
YDI for having sex with your teacher's cat
jvjanisse 0
he sounds like me. I got AP credit for Stats, they gave me credit for stat209, I need to take stat300... same class dont go to lectures and just go to tests. seriously, if you see people skipping and they LOOK like they've got it together, ask them to tutor you
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Comments (26)
nani_wings 0
I learn things on my own. may he is like me
mycool101 0
fyl ;(
QueenOfEvil 0
Lol. That totally sounds like me and my friends. I never do my homework. I pay absolutely NO attention in class, Hand in assignments late and I still have the highet marks in my classes. Last year, I got a 99 in English for sitting at my desk and playing on my iPod. My frnd got a 67 for working hard
bentleyGCspeed 0
Hahhahhahahhahhahahhahahahhah WTF hahahhahhahahhahahhaha
indistructo 3
some ppl(like me) are just smarter than others... it's not ur fault
budd28 0
mAybe he's just really smart .., don't worry it happens to us all.
sparkman97 7
I can tell by your capitalization that you must have gone to a fantastic school.
mentalkayse 7
I've been in a similar situation, I slept through every class in high school and then had to listen while other kids cried because I had a better grade than them. I still dropped out of school though, so I guess they won in the end.
Dewoe 18
then YOU are doing it wrong!
evildemonchild 18
I don't study for test, I'm always in class and do what I need to do and I come out on top. Maybe ask your teachers to see what it is you need help on?