Today, my sister pointed out a weird black mass underneath the lace of my dress. Perplexed, I looked down to inspect further and discover a wasp, under my boobs, attempting to build a nest. FML
Seeyounarabish tells us more.
Hi OP here! I was talking with my mom and sister when the wasp somehow made it's way underneath the top part of my dress. I'm not sure how to visualize this for you guys but the top part of the dress has lace that's separate from the rest of the body so it's a bit difficult to notice if a wasp flies into that part because there's a slight gap between the regular fabric and the actual lace. Also because wasps have feet as light as ninjas. I do my laundry regularly, I just thought that the wasp mistook that part of my dress as the perfect place to start building its nest. Or maybe the wind accidentally directed it there? I'm not entirely sure. Anyways, I enjoyed reading everyone's comments and I hope that answers most of y'alls questions! Fortunately, I was lucky enough that the wasp was too confused to sting me! :)
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momogal 22
How did you not notice before someone had to actually point it out?
MyS3lf 24
Well there's some nightmare fuel! I'll assume because you posted this that things turned out better than expected, but damn! FYL for real. Glad you seem to be ok though.
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Comments (25)
hilamonster06 21
You know what they say, the only type of bees that make milk are boobies. Yeah that just happened, I ruined everybody's day with that one. Sorry about that.
melana09 19
Except it was a wasp
HotMamaBBM 11
I would strip, scream, and just wonder how the **** can that even happen a wasp is huge. How big are yours that you cannot notice. ?
Skinyrd 17
You must got a nice rack if you don't notice that kinda thing
bosco556 11
This was in the nearly fml section, but it looks like they changed certain parts... I wonder why
vandj8 9
And one our first night in our new house, my husband got stung, twice, in the foot by a wasp that somehow got into our bed and was under the covers.
samlovesham1234 9
BURN IT!! BURN IT NOW!!
Kaylana_fml 31
Horse no D:
deff_lugo 2
Now i understand what people meant by the birds and the bees..
blue343 1
Well are your boobs huge
ClevelendBrown 9
That's Nasty...