Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Transference
Today, my psychiatrist of 6 years suddenly and out of nowhere told me I need to see someone else. She gave me the equivalent of the "it's not you, it's me" speech. Actually her assistant told me via email. I basically got broken up with by someone I was paying a lot of money to talk to. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML
Nervous
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
You helped her see the light
Today, my girlfriend left me, saying she'd started to appreciate herself more with the help of a therapist. That I paid for her to visit. FML
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
Next!
Today, my therapist broke up with me after almost 3 years. I can’t pay people to listen to my problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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cheshireau 26
I've had that happen. After my third session and get comfortable with talking to her and she up and leaves the business and the poor receptionist has to ring and tell everyone.
Kqzza 13
That's a bit ****** up
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0utland 18
My therapist is in the process of doing something similiar to me.. he said that he can't help me because I'm depressed and that we should wait with further treatment until I get back to a "better place mentally"..... And here I thought I was going to him for help with my depression, among other things. Stupid me..