Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I purpose woke up early so that I could be prepared for a class taught by a professor who thinks I'm an idiot. This professor was the first to tell me that I'm 2 hours early and asked very slowly if I know how schedules worked. She seriously sounded concerned. FML
Today, I had to go meet my professor at 12. I wound up showing up almost an hour late. Why? Because she doesn't teach at the campus I registered at. I wound up having to visit TWO different campuses before I reached the right one. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to get to a class, just to have the professor leave a note on the classroom door saying that she wasn't coming. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my professor why I’d missed two classes. Even with a doctor’s note explaining my very serious health issues, she rolled her eyes and huffed, "Maybe if you’re ‘oh so sick,’ you should just drop out!” Gee, sorry for trying to improve my life through adversity. FML
Today, I decided to show up to my new class an hour early, to be able to choose my seat, and figure out how the computer lab works… only to find out that the lab was locked and I had to wait until the professor unlocked it. FML
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xJChristine 16
Next time go to his house at 3 AM, say that "time is just an illusion" and stay for 2 minutes to make it up :)
Skoff_fml 27
Test this out, turn up to class late again and give a crafty excuse.
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Comments (64)
myzriel 13
well from a philosophical viewpoint he was correct :)
Bragi 12
My HS girlfriend had an english teacher excuse her three day absence because she was "Walden Ponding." Academic success is all about knowing what your instructor wants to hear.
thefmlman2011 37
"Why are you late?" "I am not fast"
habibexpress 5
Lol you got kicked out cuz of your lack of philosophy.
Angsty_Armadillo 25
Double standard much?
Eloxia 7
Now you know he appreciates being a smartass, I'm mean being philosophical, more than being on time.
dansco 25
His reasoning was better than yours! Get over it lol
Witchylady 18
May you should have said. There is no past, present or future. We only exist and live in the "now".
XcuzimsotiredX 25
have a better excuse bruh. that's how you do things in life.
JacobRSE 18
I think; therefore I am. (If you get this reference, you're quite cultured.)