Today, my obnoxious roommate who always blasts crappy music day in and day out as loud as he can has reached an all time low. He has now started blasting Christmas music. It's May. FML
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LucyLollipop 22
Hey guys! OP here, thought I'd add to the fun. So, I live in a dorm-like building. I rent a room and share the kitchen, bathroom, living area, etc. It sucks, but it's affordable and it's what I've got till my car is reliable enough to move farther from my work. This place is off campus though, so the people who live here are more druggies, welfare recipients, and some really weird people, with a couple normal ones in the mix. Also, the walls are paper thin. The neighbor/roommate in question is a 46 year old, toothless guy with no job except for prospecting in the local rivers and streams occasionally. He always keeps his door open, yawns and burps louder than anyone needs to, and plays a lot of music. Including but not limited to "My Heart Will Go On," and the Chippettes' rendition of "Let It Go." Those songs. Every day. Multiple times a day. So I guess I can be grateful he was blasting "All I Want for Christmas is You" instead of the usual, but still. He also likes to watch hentai with the door wide open and the volume up. I honestly don't mind Christmas music when it's Christmas! Except I've been working retail so it's grinding on my nerves more now. Oh well. Thanks for all the sympathy! I loved reading all the comments, they've made my lunch break a little more interesting.
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captain_hero89 22
It's beginning to look a lot like murder
Nova297 23
The only solution is to eliminate him
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Comments (68)
sighlifeman 12
well at least he's not your neighbor, u can get this one thrown out
lissabobissa 18
You've never had an obnoxious roommate have you?
GuiltyEren 11
I love me some Christmas music every now and then when it's not the holiday. Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney is bangin'!!
laden_swallow09 35
Every single day, though? At full blast? All through the night?
insideoutsider 6
Here's what one of these smart tech savy kids these days has taught me when my niece was on chemo and had a rude neighbor upstairs that would blast all kinds of crap all the time, if he's using a blue tooth speaker as his prefered method of torture, simply pair with his device and listen to whatever you want to, at the volume you agree with. The added bonus is the entertainment value of watching him try to figure it out why they're not singing Santa's favorite songs since he's awesome enough to leave the door open.
CaptMacLeod 45
This is why I no longer use bluetooth devices I can't password. My stereo is wired and insulated. But I don't blast music down the street either.
fakedsincerity 32
I mean obviously it's not literally the worst thing in the world. When people in general say something is "he worst" they're being hyperbolic. Or I am anyway. Luckily, we very rarely have the literal worst happen to us. (:
taminak 4
Is his actions in retaliation for something? My neighbor liked to blast his music regardless of the time. To demonstrate my annoyance, I played Broadway musicals, equally loudly, when I left my house. It only took three times to make my point. We've since agreed that common courtesy is a better option. Maybe a dialogue is in order?
laden_swallow09 35
This is when crowbars and shovels come in handy.
darthlucius7096 8
I didn't know it was May...I thought it was October?
samlovesham1234 9
Blast some One Direction or Justin Bieber to get back at him.
freddygasman 18
Might I suggest Marilyn Manson, Ozzie, Black Sabbath, Metallica, ACDC, Guns n' Roses or White snake.
DanielleinDC 34
And I thought it was annoying when people would post "x number of days until Christmas" memes in January were annoying. Egad.