Today, my obnoxious roommate who always blasts crappy music day in and day out as loud as he can has reached an all time low. He has now started blasting Christmas music. It's May. FML
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LucyLollipop 22
Hey guys! OP here, thought I'd add to the fun. So, I live in a dorm-like building. I rent a room and share the kitchen, bathroom, living area, etc. It sucks, but it's affordable and it's what I've got till my car is reliable enough to move farther from my work. This place is off campus though, so the people who live here are more druggies, welfare recipients, and some really weird people, with a couple normal ones in the mix. Also, the walls are paper thin. The neighbor/roommate in question is a 46 year old, toothless guy with no job except for prospecting in the local rivers and streams occasionally. He always keeps his door open, yawns and burps louder than anyone needs to, and plays a lot of music. Including but not limited to "My Heart Will Go On," and the Chippettes' rendition of "Let It Go." Those songs. Every day. Multiple times a day. So I guess I can be grateful he was blasting "All I Want for Christmas is You" instead of the usual, but still. He also likes to watch hentai with the door wide open and the volume up. I honestly don't mind Christmas music when it's Christmas! Except I've been working retail so it's grinding on my nerves more now. Oh well. Thanks for all the sympathy! I loved reading all the comments, they've made my lunch break a little more interesting.
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captain_hero89 22
It's beginning to look a lot like murder
Nova297 23
The only solution is to eliminate him
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Comments (68)
Speedy1979 13
Lol that must suck
marcus903 17
It doesn't have to be Christmas season in order for you to play Christmas music. But since he's playing it loud then FYL and screw him.
zaidthunder1 27
Ask him to get a pair of cans for himself.
that1giirl__ 19
Falalalala la la la la
Genea 8
No judge would convict.
dlToTlb 10
get him a headphone.. or get urself one
trucker2 33
Go pull the meter off the house- problem solved......
maroneuse 10
Dash him through the snow
LucyLollipop 22
Hey guys! OP here, thought I'd add to the fun. So, I live in a dorm-like building. I rent a room and share the kitchen, bathroom, living area, etc. It sucks, but it's affordable and it's what I've got till my car is reliable enough to move farther from my work. This place is off campus though, so the people who live here are more druggies, welfare recipients, and some really weird people, with a couple normal ones in the mix. Also, the walls are paper thin. The neighbor/roommate in question is a 46 year old, toothless guy with no job except for prospecting in the local rivers and streams occasionally. He always keeps his door open, yawns and burps louder than anyone needs to, and plays a lot of music. Including but not limited to "My Heart Will Go On," and the Chippettes' rendition of "Let It Go." Those songs. Every day. Multiple times a day. So I guess I can be grateful he was blasting "All I Want for Christmas is You" instead of the usual, but still. He also likes to watch hentai with the door wide open and the volume up. I honestly don't mind Christmas music when it's Christmas! Except I've been working retail so it's grinding on my nerves more now. Oh well. Thanks for all the sympathy! I loved reading all the comments, they've made my lunch break a little more interesting.
LostInTheZone11 29
The Chippettes' rendition of "Let It Go", would have sent me on a one way ticket to a nut house.
LucyLollipop 22
Oh yes! I'm surprised I'm not surrounded by nice, young men in clean, white coats yet.
freddygasman 18
with any rendition of let it go, the judge would coincide it justifiable homicide
tomvertigo 17
Rough, man. I'd long ago have flayed the skin from his bones, made a hat out of his remains and sat there mumbling the lyrics to those songs, ending each phrase with "...no more."
rhiley 26
was that a reference #54
Guy1009 15
Best of luck OP, I hope you get the car fixed up soon to get yourself out of that situation.
mariri9206 32
@60, yes. it's a song called "they're coming to take me away"
Sora_McKain 36
"They're coming to take me away, haha. They're coming to take me away, hoho hehe haha. To the funny farm, where life is wonderful all the time. And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats. They're coming to take me away, haha".
LucyLollipop 22
Actually, it's definitely not the worst thing going on in my life right now. Just the most FML publishable. It's more of icing on the shitty cake of life.