noreia
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, and apologized while blushing. Turns out his boy was the reason that my lingerie kept disappearing from my garden clothesline recently. His "boy" is over 20 years younger than me. FML
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Stylux_fml 16
While having fantasies about your neighbor is kinda weird but acceptable as long as you keep it to yourself, actually going over and stealing their underwear is completely messed up. That kid needs a serious talk with his parents.
extrasnipes 22
anyone else wonder how old they actually are?
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imyy 20
At this point, you should probably throw it out and buy new stuff. Yuck.
jerryj 27
Plot twist: the real culprit is the neighbor and he is using his "boy" to pin the blame.
grghillis96 15
Quick, phone M. Night Shamalan to make a movie of this
thehumanlyhuman 7
That actually sounds more plausible than the actual story..
brinnablaine 22
That's what I thought at first, but then why would he return them?
False_Stupidity 42
I was thinking this too and then he brought them back just as a chance to interact with his fantasy.
simsgirlgem 25
I burn it
junkman6 22
This may sound slightly ignorant.... But what is it with a lot of Asian countries and panty fetishes? I won't lie a woman in her underwear is usually sexy, but I've never wanted a panty treasure trove. Panties are pretty boring without anyone in them.
cakefete2 31
I agree. In fact, when i see a woman in her panties, i try to remove them as fast as possible.
TheCutestLizard 28
Why are you putting lingerie on your clothesline? I can understand wanting to hang-dry your "delicates," but don't put that stuff outside. It's pretty tacky to leave it out for your neighbors to see.
bandeek 30
Where do you expect her to hang them?
junkman6 22
22 your comment is wrong for a lot of reasons but it would be getting way too serious for an FML comment. Simple answer, if someone hanging their unmentionables in their own yard makes you uncomfortable, stop staring into someone else's yard.
perdix 31
#22, I'm with you. She could have put a little clothesline up in her bathroom for the lingerie. Also, after the first piece went missing, wouldn't you realize that outdoor drying isn't going to work, whether the "thief" was the wind, a bird or a pervert?
xRazzSheri 4
I habe to agree with #22 and #46. There are also collapsible dry racks that she could invest it. I would NEVER put my lingerie outside for the world to see. if I wanted anyone besides my boyfriend to see my lingerie I'd be a stripper..
Setareh23 34
Really guys? I think OP has the right to hang her stuff in her own yard. Doesn't matter if her neighbors can see, it's ILLEGAL to go into someone else's yard and take their stuff. But yes, she should have noticed something was up after the first few pieces disappeared.
kernelkat 16
I wonder how old the boy is cause that would determine how creepy it really is if it's a 10 yr old versus a 25 yr old for example.
perdix 31
#38, or if the "boy" was in his 70's. Really, really creepy!
thegood1sRtaken 8
FYL, how old is the 'boy'? I think it was his actual father. My neighbour stole scrubs from my garden to play as he put it 'doctors and nurses' he then tried to give it back to me with white stains! I told him to keep it and charged him 40 pounds, even though they were free!
perdix 31
Bad news: You're an exhibitionist. Good news: ... and a cougar, RAWR!
jrock9093 18
Kids will be kids ther curious especially in that kind of stuff
cheshirecat13242 32
At least OP isn't the one coming onto him like a cradle-robber...but with you being 20 years his senior, that kinda makes him a grave-robber...