Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML
Mojo0608 tells us more.
Mojo0608 26
So I've never really been one for fake nails and I used to play the violin so I kept them as short as possible which is a habit I've kept. They aren't that long really (nowhere near claw length), so when my mum asked I thought it wouldn't be a problem. Um, yeah... No... I'm still on the toilet... Well not really, but I'm going to try getting these off as soon as I can, they're just weird to me. I think my mother will "nail" the exam, thanks for the puns and sympathy! :)
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ManiBoo 23
Damn. I never understood why women got those kind of nails on purpose anyway.
Pleonasm 36
But did your mom nail the exam?
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Comments (110)
cnparks1990 9
this is why i grow my nails n i dont use fake ones
thatssomia 12
I've been through that. But if you have your phone with you shouldn't really matter. Time goes by fastt
ToxxicNeko 12
Very very carefully. lol. I felt like that the first time I got my nails done too.
yarani 26
When I first read this I assumed the OP was a man. It was a lot funnier that way xD
Mojo0608 26
I apologise for the disappointment :)
gabagabaheyu 10
unsanitary and ugly
SmokinGuns 13
While I agree fake nails are ugly and useless, don't ever use 'ratchet' again.
brittyboo123 35
very carefully op :p
steph_solaris 11
But you could type this no problem?
Mojo0608 26
Nope, I can type badly and hit the backspace with my nose if all else fails
alyant 12
Shake like your life depends on it!!
jdlanam87 9
They sell fake fingers that are to practice shaping acrylic nails they are inexpensive