Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML
Mojo0608 tells us more.
Mojo0608 26
So I've never really been one for fake nails and I used to play the violin so I kept them as short as possible which is a habit I've kept. They aren't that long really (nowhere near claw length), so when my mum asked I thought it wouldn't be a problem. Um, yeah... No... I'm still on the toilet... Well not really, but I'm going to try getting these off as soon as I can, they're just weird to me. I think my mother will "nail" the exam, thanks for the puns and sympathy! :)
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ManiBoo 23
Damn. I never understood why women got those kind of nails on purpose anyway.
Pleonasm 36
But did your mom nail the exam?
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Comments (110)
worldclassrager 41
Well I bet they are hard to get used to...I sure hope she passes so you are no longer a gunnie pig...
Nilorak 24
What is a gunnie pig?
worldclassrager 41
Oops...
Dswank620 18
Very, very carefully
shesamazingg_ 7
Lmaooo the struggle
Desticles69 13
ohhh shitty... haha
interesting33 37
Put the paper round your knuckles
kurodansei 16
Reading this on the toilet I have deduced that you can wipe by inserting the tissue and sliding with the index side of the hand. wash underneath those nails though.
beaglegal 42
Ask her to wipe for you. Actually, if you can type this than you can probably wipe....
Mojo0608 26
There's a difference between hitting a keypad that has no sentience and between almost gauging out something. Just saying.
AlwaysWatching 27
How did you type this??
Nilorak 24
Not all FMLs are written on the same day as it happened.
nevereyes 31
It's easy to type with fake nails.
mekoveya 10
If you can type, you can wipe.
nevereyes 31
Simple solution: Wipe with your hand not your fingers. This is obvious and simple.