Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML
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Mojo0608 26
So I've never really been one for fake nails and I used to play the violin so I kept them as short as possible which is a habit I've kept. They aren't that long really (nowhere near claw length), so when my mum asked I thought it wouldn't be a problem. Um, yeah... No... I'm still on the toilet... Well not really, but I'm going to try getting these off as soon as I can, they're just weird to me. I think my mother will "nail" the exam, thanks for the puns and sympathy! :)
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ManiBoo 23
Damn. I never understood why women got those kind of nails on purpose anyway.
Pleonasm 36
But did your mom nail the exam?
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Comments (110)
nevereyes 31
Um, their just as functional as normal nails.
A_Perfect_Circle 12
This is going to get messy
tsenx 7
Yet you're able to type.. On your phone even I'm assuming since in the bathroom.. Impressive.
jaellin 18
I keep acrylic nails on. Not the crazy long ones or anything, but you get used to them pretty quickly. If you pretend they're not there and do things normally instead of trying to protect them it will be easier. Good luck, op!
shine999 12
Duhh just clip those nails!!
JaneChemi_fml 21
you can't scratch with them.
Mandy93 15
That's the main reason I like them! I used to work with infants, and when I had fake nails, I never had to worry about scratching them.
Turbo_Turtle 14
Here: Wrap paper around hand, THICK, and wipe ass. I have disfigured nails, so I often wear those.
awilliams44 9
how long r the nails
savanna123h 15
so you post on here..