Today, my mother came over to my apartment for a surprise visit. It wasn't until after she left that I realized that I left a half empty bottle of adult toy cleaner on the counter in the bathroom. FML
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katt_is_here 24
OP here! To answer some questions: 1) The bottle...well, it's pretty damn obvious what it is considering it has GIANT letters on it that say "Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner" next to a image of a girl dancing with a giant ***** like a stripper pole. If she did see it, it is more than obvious what it is used for. 2) Soap can damage some toys so it's better to get a cleaner specifically designed for the items you are cleaning. You wouldn't wash your windows with oven cleaner, for example. 3) I guess some people missed where I said "SURPRISE" visit. As in I wasn't expecting her. As in there is A LOT of things I would have done to prepare had I known she was coming. I'm not messy, but most people clean their place better when they are expecting company, no? 4) I pay my own bills. This apartment is no more hers than my toys are. Either way, I thought it was a funny and somewhat embarrassing story to share. Have a good one!
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Top comments
Welshite 40
At least you're sanitary. It's better than not cleaning them at all.
a_wiener_d0g 15
Well at least she didn't call you out and make it awkward
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Comments (77)
mnwlf13 3
At least you keep things clean you dirty girl.
sophiekat 19
At least she didn't find the actual toys.
dRpRdP 8
who actually got surprised ! :)
awsamb 8
Hey it could of been worse..she could have shot you and then raped your dog
TheDrifter 24
It's just toy cleaner. Leaving your collection of whips and pony suits out would have been a far more embarrassing explanation.
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI: put it away next time..you never know who may come over.
Mossears133 15
It's her own damn house! If somebody has a problem with it they can ignore it or get the **** out!
Enslaved 38
"Adult toy cleaner"? Now that's a pro! I just use good old soap and water. :P
kinsmas 18
Many toys are made of materials that can degrade or become damaged with soap. Depending on her collection, she may need special cleaners to keep herself safe.
Jemm_fml 29
Well, given you have your own home, I assume you're old and mature enough to have whatever you want and not be judged for it. If your mother has a problem with that, there's a door for a reason.
FlawlessSin 5
many believe masturbation is a natural part of life, it's highly likely that your mother had the sames views and just doesn't care.
brinnablaine 22
It's possible she didn't even notice, especially if it looks similar to other bottles on the counter.
Enslaved 38
Exactly, I doubt the label would have a picture of a giant ***** on it! :P
holly_fly 34
Actually, and I know it was after you two commented, but it did XD